• shalafi@lemmy.world
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    10 months ago

    Had a couple of lovers, including my wife, that jumped through mental hoops to deny their ex-husband was cheating on them.

    “So, your ex was in massage school, getting closer and closer to a coworker, and hiding their communication from you. Then they get a hotel room together in another city? And kept doing it? Sounds like legit business trips to me.”

    “Found your ex’s receipts for the Asian massage parlor, with the words “happy ending” noted? What? Cut him some slack, the man just wanted a massage, or 20.” (Wife is Asian, the guy really likes Filipinas.)

    Now that I look at those two, pretty funny they both involved massage.