A fun question I thought of
I remember having a dream where Kim Jong Un visited me in my house. At some point he mentioned that he was hungry and I thought “oh shit I’m such a bad host I didn’t get anything to eat” and then I straight up gave him a fucking banana to eat.
One of the funniest dreams I’ve ever had.
I had this dream several years ago, and it was also right before I met my current Significant Other/Almost-Girlfriend.
I’m not a religious person and I think most spirituality is also bullshit, and I know that dreams are more likely to just be random machinations of your brain making sure its still alive and functioning, but I like to think this dream has some greater meaning or foreshadowing or prophetic purpose to my life and future.
My dream started when I was inside this massive building that looked like it was part shopping mall, part club, part neon cyberpunk city.
I was slightly professionally dressed up to go into this nightclub area, and this bouncer stood in my way. For some reason or another, I knew that I would meet someone in there that would be the most important person I’ve ever met, and would change the course of my life and the future of humanity and Earth itself, forever.
The bouncer wouldn’t let me inside and started talking shit to me, and this is where my memory of what happened gets very fuzzy. I remember clocking the bourgeois cracker in his mouth and knocking the tar out of him, and then I was suddenly pursued by drones and dystopian police officers shooting at me with assault and electric and plasma rifles (also collapsible batons and tasers) with alarms blaring and the bouncer shouting and swearing bloody vengeance on me over the intercom. It was like a scene from Mirror’s Edge: Catalyst, as I parkoured, slid, jumped, and bashed my way through the pigs and the building.
As I got out of the building, I was faced with a dark blue sky and shining stars, and I saw an empty motorcycle.
As I hopped on, a woman jumped on the cycle behind me and held tightly onto my back.
I floored it and we sped off, as she returned machine gun fire and middle fingers at the pigs, as we escaped as reinforcement vehicles showed up.
Ya know what, I’m gonna share a dream I had just a couple days ago. I think you guys may get a chuckle out of it.
Here’s how I described to a friend over texts:
This probably won’t make much sense, but it did in the dream
So I was a member of some revolutionary group and we needed to overthrow the system, but I think we either didn’t have quite the resources or just wanted someone else to take the blame for it
There was another group, some right-wing nuts, and we wanted them to take the fall for it. But they also weren’t too dumb overall, just a few people completely nutty
Well, I loosely infiltrated the group and hatched this plan. I would start writing some completely stupid right-wing manifesto, really just loud nonsense, and purposely not finish it. The last page would be something like “and you will see I was right once they come for me” or so, that would be left unfinished, and I’d leave the document on a computer where someone would find it
And then we arranged for me to loudly get “arrested” while writing that, so it would attract the attention of the most braindead members of their group and they’d find what I was writing and go like “omg he was so right” and they’d go and convice the others to overthrow the government 😅
And yea it worked, everything blew up. I don’t know how my brain comes up with these scenarios.
Took Champix(anti smoking) for about 6 months, has known side effect of weird dreams.
Thought people were over exaggerating. they were not. The first night a bear is trying to chase me and eat me. Constant intense dreams of people trying to kill me/hunt me.
The last night I took it, dreamt my extended family and I were on vacation, on our way to a concert. Suddenly terrorists were shooting at everyone with machine guns, everyone’s running like crazy, somehow the terrorists get up in to cranes and started throwing cars around smashing into buildings. Chaos.
Find refuge in a bar, having a conversation with someone trying to help me find my family, she says ‘you look really stressed, do you want a cigarette?’ I accept the offered gift of calm, smoked it and woke up.
Champix did help me reduce smoking alot but man those were intense dreams.
Yes, I had one the other night, but I can’t remember the details
Absolutely riveting
Yes. I found THC turns them off, so i don’t wake up depressed as fuck.
yes, especially when I was younger
I generally have dreams of spinning colors like in a kaleidoscope but with music. It’s normally piano music. Either classical music or often piano ragtime
Once had a dream I was childhood friends with Vladimir Putin. We were throwing rocks at abandoned cars and shit. It was weird.
Much worse dream was one where the DPRK got nuked, and I was trapped in the belly of the monster that nuked it. The DPRK’s allies were too stunned to react immediately. Fucked me up for like a week.
I was with the gang in the neighborhood near school when this giant fucking alien NLO above just blew it up and then giant tsunami started to approach us, we made an escape by going through portal but while we did it, the whole city was destroyed in earthquake, rain of meteores and sunk because of tsunami. Later the same happened to other cities an d in the end to a whole earth until almost everything was vaporized or underwater, in the end we blew up the main space ship after teleporting there which killed the aliens and everything went back to normal.
The orher time was when I was whipping my friend who made me mad that day and every single time I hit him with a whip, he would fly at least 200 meters away which ended up in forest, broken trees and holes in the ground like after anime fights and with me just straight up whipping his ass over and over and over again until I sent him back to fly to his house(spoiler: the next day after I woke up we made peace, he said sorry for the yesterday and laughed his ass of while I told him about the dream). And yes, that’s one of the reasons for my username…
Yeah…
Just last night I had a dream where a lawyer came to my work to interrogate me but I wouldn’t give her a single straight answer, not even my name lmao. For some reason I was being investigated for suspicious keystrokes logged on my work computer (my subconscious is ratting me out to the feds)
Once I had a dream I crashed a passenger jet into a bridge in minecraft. I spent the rest of the dream looking for a new plane in Hogwarts or some shit.
I have a friend I know from playing video games online. He lives on the other side of the country. We have never met in person.
Yet I had this dream and we were both kids and my dad was going to take us to a movie. Other people where going with us. Before we went though, dad was going to take us to get ice cream and we were going to sneak it into the theater. Everyone else was getting like, ice cream cones and Sundays and shit and me and my friend were like “that’s dumb you can’t sneak whole ice cream cones into the theater.” So instead we were going to get milkshakes because that made so much more sense for some reason. So he got blueberry and I got banana and then we were like “hey what if we poured these together and made a blueberry banana milkshake?” It was like the greatest idea either of us had ever had because in dream world side by side milkshakes didn’t exist. But we were faced with the dilemma because we needed new cups. Then we realized we also wouldn’t be able to take the milkshake cups into the theater because they weren’t theater cups and we’d be found out. So we realized we could solve both problems by getting some theater cup, making the side by side milkshakes, and we could then sneak them into the theater. I woke up before we figured out how to get the theater cups but holy shit I crazed one of those milkshakes for weeks.
I also have had several encounters with the lucid dream/sleep paralysis demon before. I think I even made friends with it the last time which was the 3rd time we had met. I was driving around some old hilly country roads in this old jeep like vehicle I owned as my first car. It was night and I was just cruising along as speed. Hitting hills and getting that thrilling sensation you feel in your gut. I realized I was in a dream and that’s usually when sleep paralysis demon attacks. I looked into my passenger seat and there it was. It didn’t attack me though. We sort of just, hung out and cruised around a bit until I woke up shortly after. It was pretty neat.
My dreams tend to be random and very loose narratively, but I usually don’t remember them hours or days later. One of the only recent dreams I can think of is just the image of a white boy streamer with weird green eyes and red hair. A few days ago I kept dreaming about almost dying in different ways. I can’t remember if I drowned or something at one point, but I remember various people were stabbing me and such and I would dread when the blows would land. Whenever I was really close to death it would switch to a different scenario as I’d managed to mentally escape it maybe?
I recently had one of like, a fatal disease that took the form of sort of like water droplets that were size of a hand. it could get large in blobs to or get into large strands, and it kind of just floated in the air. Moving around or staying still. The liquid was like a dark dark blue, and it was kind of intelligent? Something like that and a lot of places were closed off and if you went outside you had to wear this special suit or something. I dunno, I kind of forgot some of it.
