The Picard Maneuver@startrek.website to cats@lemmy.world · 10 months agoBrother, help me!startrek.websiteimagemessage-square22fedilinkarrow-up1642arrow-down118
arrow-up1624arrow-down1imageBrother, help me!startrek.websiteThe Picard Maneuver@startrek.website to cats@lemmy.world · 10 months agomessage-square22fedilink
minus-squarefigaro@lemdro.idlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·10 months agoYou missed the memo. Children are too expensive, so now pets are the new children, and plants are the new pets. Goldfish are the new plants.
minus-squareEmpricornlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·10 months agoSure, but we don’t actually call goldfish plants now, just because the cost of ownership changed! Words have meaning, dammit!
minus-squarefigaro@lemdro.idlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·10 months agoMy plant died today so I flushed it down the toilet.
You missed the memo. Children are too expensive, so now pets are the new children, and plants are the new pets. Goldfish are the new plants.
Sure, but we don’t actually call goldfish plants now, just because the cost of ownership changed! Words have meaning, dammit!
My plant died today so I flushed it down the toilet.
Did it meow?