• justsomeguy@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    The vampires of the Nestlé board don’t like being blinded by bright screens as they roam the night in search for the blood of the innocent.

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      1 year ago

      Please don’t compare nestle to vampires. Vampires still have a heart even if it’s not beating.

      • justsomeguy@lemmy.world
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        1 year ago

        Username checks out. Didn’t mean to offend your people. At least you suck blood for nourishment and not just for fun.