• shalafi@lemmy.world
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    11 months ago

    Exercise works. Drug my ass out of bed, didn’t want to. Drug my kids down the street, off into the local woods to the creek. They didn’t want to.

    3-hours later and everyone is happier and healthier. Had a blast, kids learned some life lessons. Imagine that.

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            11 months ago

            Some self-discovery anyway (:

            But I’m jealous of that person passing drugs like candies. Just like with this regular halloween hysteria about laced candies, who can believe there’s a person who’d share expensive and illegal drugs like that? If you shovel off all that morbid irresponsibility of such act, they can be the modern day dope Santa. Thus making this story hit in a different (and hopefully not creepy) way.

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                11 months ago

                Heh, I got it, just dragged a joke for too long. Yet scavens explaining parenting to me in 2023 is sure not what I thought to find on my bingo card and probably the sign of the End Times coming. I need a bigger hat, like one of Carl Franz’s, it’d sure help me overcoming such a distress.