Former president’s body odor was called into question by a former congressman
  • rosymind@leminal.spaceEnglish
    121·
    11 months ago

    Ok, now I have to take a crack at it.

    Jingle bells,

    Donald Trump smells,

    Pro-se-cute him all the way!

    Oh, whata time

    It is to live!

    Let’s li-ti-gate all he has to say!

    Hey!

    Can anyone else improve this?

    • BlanketsWithSmallpox@lemmy.worldEnglish
      5·
      11 months ago

      Jingle Bells

      Donald smells

      Jai-l all the way

      What a time

      To be a live

      Let’s lit-i-gate him away

      Hey!

      Rolls off the tongue better.

      I feel like the litigate needs an easier word.

      • rosymind@leminal.spaceEnglish
        2·
        11 months ago

        Agreed. Or a different line all together! I was trying to go with a justicey feel instead of just insults

    • YeetPics@mander.xyzEnglish
      32·
      11 months ago

      Thank you for pushing through the wall. I couldn’t find the energy myself.

    • EmpricornEnglish
      21·
      11 months ago

      Hey. Syllables: may I introduce you to them…?

      • rosymind@leminal.spaceEnglish
        1·
        11 months ago

        I recommend that you try to improve the world with correction instead of (only) criticism. See something misspelled? Post the correct spelling! See some syllables that are off? Fix 'em so that others don’t get it wrong!