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minus-squareNorgur@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up26·1 year ago“Very well, sir. I will send the documentation for your life unsurance and a copy of your will to xXUltr4k1ll0rsl4y0rXx@hotmail.com and to your wife at sweetiecutiepony@freenet.com”
minus-squareRedex@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·1 year agoI’m guessing life unsurance would just be euthanasia. Or would they pay you if you survived for longer than expected?
minus-squareNorgur@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up2arrow-down5·1 year agohttps://www.investopedia.com/terms/l/lifeinsurance.asp
minus-squareRedex@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·1 year agoI was joking because you wrote “unsurance” instead of “insurance”
“Very well, sir. I will send the documentation for your life unsurance and a copy of your will to xXUltr4k1ll0rsl4y0rXx@hotmail.com and to your wife at sweetiecutiepony@freenet.com”
I’m guessing life unsurance would just be euthanasia. Or would they pay you if you survived for longer than expected?
https://www.investopedia.com/terms/l/lifeinsurance.asp
I was joking because you wrote “unsurance” instead of “insurance”