Missed opprotunity for “…understand what the cluck is going on.”
FOOD FOOD FOOD SEX FOOD SEX SEX SEX FOOD
And the occasional “How you doin’ wink”
And also DANGER and I LAID AN EGG. We can recognize about 7 distinct sounds from our birds. It’s really interesting.
The hens are obviously asking for cock, and the rooster is asking/yelling for chicks.
I’m always wary of this stuff. Increasing animal welfare is good, for sure. But I guess I’m concerned that someone could manipulate a study to show, for example, that chickens given outdoor access “show no significant difference” in satisfaction to 100% indoor birds, or something along those lines.
“Did you see that ludicrous display last night?”
“The thing about Arsenal is they always try to walk it in”
What was Wenger thinking sending Walcott on that early?!
Essentially, it all comes down to “feed me”
This is a lesson learned from having chickens
Stop stealing my babies you fat fucks
