• Neato@kbin.social
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      1 year ago

      I’d like to imagine your manager went over to the pretzel place and tossed a bottle of everclear into the deep-fryer to start a fire, instead of just pulling the alarm.

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          1 year ago

          Slippin’ Jimmy slipping on wet floors and booze bottles just fell into the fryer!

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          1 year ago

          I can see Jimmy doing this, and putting on some giant grimace for emphasis just as he pulls the lever down.

          Or I could see mike doing this casually as fuck just as he walks by the alarm as if it’s nothing.