• helenslunch
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      5 months ago

      We created a completely unnecessary security vulnerability in the device we sold you. Better buy our overpriced ink cartridges to ensure no one exploits it.

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        5 months ago

        two years laytair

        “HP has issued a recall on its print cartridges after a security issue allowed hackers to gain access to their source code.”

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      If you would just continuously use our proprietary, wireless DRM-enabled, subscription disinfectant, the wounds we keep cutting into you will (likely) remain uninfected