Title comes from the article version of this newsletter; the content is the same, but the newsletter version isn’t paywalled.
Title comes from the article version of this newsletter; the content is the same, but the newsletter version isn’t paywalled.
That’s right everyone, it’s that time again, THE MOST IMPORTANT ELECTION OF OUR LIFE! You of course only have 2 “real” choices, and if you vote for anyone beside who I think you should vote for you are a racist, a sexist, a fascist, you smell bad, you are a bigot, you are selfish, you are naive, and hundreds of other things. I’m a VERY serious political commentator who happens to be extremely privileged with the status quo, so make sure to vote within the parameters I’ve outlined above, our democracy depends on it.
The choice between an atomic bomb or a pipe bomb is still a choice and one that will make sure the least amount of damage will be done, but you keep being big mad.
Interesting point. I think I will vote for feeding the homeless and universal healthcare instead of a pipe bomb because while there is pipe bombs and atomic bombs on the ballet… there are also other things. Why would I vote for a pipe bomb? lol that would be a dumb thing to do, I could hurt myself.
Yeah… Vote third party. This is the best time to do that. Brilliant move. The atomic bomb thanks you.
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Entitled? To what?
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Lol… My God…
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