• RedditWanderer@lemmy.world
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      10 months ago

      I think the easiest way we could help him in the current judicial system is immediately stop paying all our bills and accept foreign investments, organize an insurrection and attempt to overthrow the election, and once you’re made president then you can pardon him.

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        10 months ago

        You forgot the first step, pull yourself up by your bootstraps by being born to a father with a real estate business who gives you millions of dollars.

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            10 months ago

            A million dollar loan, Nobody makes it on their own… Without a million dollar loan. You’ll reap what you’ve sown, From a million dollar loan. Call your father on the phone, And get that million dollar loan