Pudding! Hi!
Pudding! Hi!
Chewing on things is how he thinks. You have a genius
First day under my new work contract.
I’ve stopped for lunch and so far am pleased with my day
I could go a stack of latkes. Hand me potatoes and a frying pan, I’ll do it myself.
Just signed a new contract today.
Pay rise before Christmas, yaaaaas
In weather like this, there’s nothing to do except curl up with a book
So the new library opened today and it’s stunning
Still no wallet.
I’ve backtracked all my stops since I know I last had it, I’ve been to the cop shop to ask if it’s been handed in, I’m tearing my house apart…
WHERE IS IT
I need to get to work, but I can’t find my wallet
Good morning from sunny Inverloch
Mold on the tent
How did you end up with three distinct custards?
Banana smoothie, please and thank you?
BRB, going to Inverloch. Holiday!
They may well be decades old. Op shop and all
Sometimes I deal with people with really fucking fun names
Bowl of cornflakes with strawberry and banana, please. And a cup of tea.
Good morning. Miracle of miracles, I’m well rested
My dryer appears to be fucked. This is problematic
Random question, does anyone know of somewhere I could get Christmas presents wrapped?
I despise wrapping, I’m terrible at it and I can either pay someone to do it for me or I can add gift bags to my shopping list