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My favourite thing about these fucking shitheaps is the anisotropy of the different panels. A massive giveaway that the build quality and attention is fucking garbage.

See how the reflections on the doors travel in different directions - essentially, thats anisotropy. Brushed metal (in this case) has a direction in which it has been treated, so the reflections and light travel along that surface direction. Mismatch those and it sticks out a mile. It’s one of the first things you sort on this type of fabrication - even DeLorean had it covered in the 80’s. Paint jobs are all done in one direction to prevent this effect from appearing.

How anyone can say anything positive about this is beyond me.

Step. Away. From. The. Lathe.

Got stuck in the middle of some police action there a few years ago. Place I was at was surrounded by pigs while they searched for folk in the park and gardens. Firing off tear gas everywhere - and that shit actually works, hellish stuff. It eventually calmed down and we were allowed back on the streets, a few burning barricades across the roads and torn up asphalt. I thought it was all hilarious and easy after seeing similar shit in Glasgow, the group of professionals I was with were fucking bricking it lol, apart from one guy who told me stories about his time in LA during the riots in '92.

Just let him grind it out, until he pops it live on television - with some kind of vicious bowel-evacuation event. So the lasting memory of this fucking bastard is him on the floor in a pool of his own piss and shit and vomit and blood.

KEPONE POISONING MINAMATA

He forgot to mention that one time he travelled to the centre of our solar system in a ship carrying a bomb that was designed to kickstart our sun’s core before it died and wiped out all life.

That was warm.

ahem I think you’ll find they are called iHens, actually. Each one has been spliced with Jobs’ DNA, so instead of clucking they constantly say ‘boom’.

Pure, unfiltered and undiluted clown. It is so potent it acts like a reserve when the rest of the body needs to be replenished.

Joe is, in all actuality, a clown camel.

If you told Joe that Apple own a warehouse full of genetically altered chickens that actually laid iPhones he’d stare at you, slack-jawed and wonder why this hasn’t been reported in the press. Just a fucking clown from his toes to his eyelashes.

Have you tried TransTryouts? Kinda like a public service for testing names in different contexts and situations.

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Channel Blocker for YouTube. Stop all those horseshit channels from reappearing in your suggestions.

Control Panel for Twitter. Allows you to customise your homepage by removing / changing parts of the UI, blocking ads and whatnot.

Save webP as png / jpg. Right-click to save those fucking awful files as something you can actual use.

Unwanted Twitch. Add channels / games / tags and keywords to a universal blacklist that stops them from appearing in the ‘Browse’ or recommended sections. Great for filtering out mince like IRL streams, shit like LoL etc. and chud streamers.

Never use 7z, because I do design work for a living and sending things to clients should be as trouble-free as possible - lots of corporate setups don’t allow additional programs to be installed, so zip files are a baseline for things that everyone, anywhere, can open. People have enough trouble trying to understand a WeTransfer download link, let alone some bizarro file format that could be flagged by their antivirus.

There will be massive performance issues due to driver support and in the way modern Adobe apps use the GPU to handle a lot of the work. Over the past few years as GPU’s have become insanely powerful, Adobe have retooled a lot of their apps to make use of that number-crunching - before you could bruteforce it with a decent CPU but now a lot of program functions are handled by the graphics card - even things like canvas scaling and rotation are only active using the GPU.

Until Adobe make native versions (and there is corresponding driver support - nVidia run drivers built specifically for creative apps like those from Adobe and Autodesk), I wouldn’t even consider using Linux for any type of creative work, to be honest.