Mostly Lemmy, but still appending reddit to my Google searches. Just started with Bluesky, seems promising.

haHAAA!

He’s bluffing!

It’s been a long time since I’ve been, but I distinctly remember Olive Garden having a chocolate lasagna. It was decent, but nothing to rave about.

laughs in Futurama

If you’re ever a victim of these crimes, make sure to dial 0118 999 881 999 119 725 3.

James Bond is actually a time lord. It explains why he changes how he looks every few movies. This is backed up by the fact that Timothy Dalton played a time lord once in Doctor Who.

We’re living in the strangest timeline.

Spending hours with a bunch of ladies and possibly touching them in intimate locations.

vs

Spending hours with a bunch of guys and possibly touching them in intimate locations. Then showing with them.

Yeah, dance is way gayer.

Suddenly Seymour.

Doctor Who, Bob’s Burgers, Futurama, Dexter, Game of Thrones, Rick and Morty, Solar Opposites, King of the Hill, Archer

I’m sure there’s more.

37 times? In a row?

All that stuff is so bad for teenagers and addictive, they really ought to be outlawed! Oh yeah, the heroin sucks too.

Don’t you think he looks tired?

To me, a baby is often a poop butt because of the diaper. Teenagers are often shit asses because they’re rebelling.

I assume they take it to another toilet or a compost pile. Maybe they need a fecal transplant and don’t have health insurance.

As someone from Maine, I wish articles would specify Oregon in their titles when mentioning Portland. I mean it was named after ours.

A droll factoid.

A little too real for work, huh? 😂

A Thanksgiving duck!