Next up: toilet paper allowance based on committed lines of code

I want to make a podcast like that bit from Mr show where people are calling in a week late for the episode subject.

Better to rip off the band aid now

Can’t be that incredible

It would take forever and I never could tell if it was worth it. Unlike the turbo button that allowed my pc to play myst in SD.

Good luck buying a non-lit one. Even if you build yourself they charge extra for darkness

Cow goes “oink”

Richest country in the world. Sure don’t feel like it when you look at our: infrastructure, schools, healthcare, public transportation, etc

Only took them 5 years and a team of a thousand engineers. I f****** hate windows

Frieren

So lucky. I hate W11 so much but dumb software developers keep me walled in

I love Mazdas. Been buying them for 20 years. Now I have to buy a Hyundai. :(

Needs milkshake for a sauce

They should be proud they got grifted by the shittiest person that ever lived

Grapes of Wrath 2 has been moved to Mexico

If I can quit smoking weed kids can quit being stupid.

I told it I wanted to be an AI job search function and it hung up on me 😭

He probably blue himself

They are getting it ready for jet ski season.

Goons infecting my Star Trek! What’s so sexy about this image?