I asked my goose friend what he thinks about this and he just honked. Though I suspect he didn’t hear me, since he seemed to be busy balancing on his unicycle (his feet can’t reach the pedals, so he has to flap his wings to balance)

Thanks for the gold, kind stranger!

The silliest person I know was deadly serious and no-nonsense at work. Their silly side only came out among friends. Maybe you just need to befriend a goose?

Reminds me of this:

What, you don’t let your infants play near downed power lines? Kids these days are so sheltered.

I’m not worried about CCTV footage in the US, at least as far as government surveillance is concerned. The main reason is the difficulty in wiretapping, compared to the payoff. For the government to get access to CCTV cameras owned by private citizens, they’d have to backdoor every single manufacturer, then figure out how to stream footage without being detected. This is definitely possible, but it’s considerably more difficult than wiretapping phone conversations. I’m sure the NSA/CIA/etc has done this before on a targeted basis, but doing it in general is very risky and a ton of work(if they want to keep it a secret), and what do they get in return? The NSA has a lot of resources, but it’s still limited.

You’re on thin ice, buddy

Fun fact: back in the 90s, some motherboards would start playing “Fur Elise” or “It’s a Small, Small World” through the internal speaker if the CPU fan was failing. So if you started hearing that, that meant your computer was about to fry itself.

Also, all employees are required to say “POWER UP THE BASS CANON” while filling the drink

Mario 2 was released in 1988, 3 years before this comic. Larson is a gamer confirmed

Too bad Nikolai Gogol isn’t around to see this

For the unaware: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hatfield–McCoy_feud

I know aleph-null guys. All in the same family. Parents were lazy and named all their kids after the positive integers. 42 is my best friend.

I love you, random internet person

Wait till she learns about zombie children

Xenogears is still the GOAT for me

For extra fun, you can name your variables using solely Unicode invisible characters (e.g. non-breaking space) so they’re impossible to visually distinguish

The monoliths in the US fucking suck, but the ones in Canada are much nicer. I passed one near Toronto and it gave an ominous hum and slowed down so I could pass. Some guy tried tailgating it and got banished, but as long as you aren’t a dick, they’ll leave you alone.

We’re all The Thing here. You’re the only human left. We’re coming for you, LinksOpensChest_wav