This feels like a covid-era policy that never got changed back. Either they wanted to keep the marginal cost savings or they were waiting for a moment where their workers were really pissed to oh so generously bring back the stimulants most of us need to function under capitalism

This is the kind of unity I can get behind

“Cornpop was a baaaaaaad dude, which is why I am courting his vote and exclusively his vote”

He is the Christ Man

They are a largely underdeveloped generation politically that is less averse to traditionally “extremist” positions and rhetoric due to constant online desensitization

Who do you think was doing all those surgeries on the undocumented prisoners?

It is the best-tasting food dye

A spectre is haunting Hexbear

Holy fuck, I’m gonna looooooooooooooove

These libs were shaking back when we were just power users. They’re not prepared for our era as a power couple

Ask not what your presidential candidate can do for you, but just shut the fuck up and

Before any Red 40 dorks chime in, consider that I have drawn myself as the chad and you as the soyjack

I’m on a juice cleanse where I only drink Yellow 5. It has been 3 days and I can already hear other people’s thoughts

Yeah, we’ve been away on a training arc. But we’ve learned as much as we can and are ready to break the power-scaling of this universe

Ah, but bits are banned

Y’all are excited that some power posters you’ve only heard whispers of are returning to the fight, but you’re not prepared for our Yellow 5 posting

It ain’t. I watched her make the account lol

Do you know the turning number of a circle?

Loving our trans comrades is not enough. We must also destroy every transphobe and relegate all memory of them to the deepest pits of hell