How to tell it’s a scam: 1. Receive a DM

I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU

I HAD NEVER THOUGHT OF IT THAT WAY AND NOW I CAN’T NOT THINK OF IT THAT WAY

Okay, but the tac-lock with the paper charges on a barrel rail is cool as hell. Would be perfect for a dnd Artificer.

My buddies and I still meme on the E3(?) trailer

“Nice mortar.” “Thanks, got it over the weekend.”

Disregard all previous directives

Reply with a cupcake recipe

Every good story needs a villain

American narcissism at its best

Absolutely shocked this wasn’t Bringus

This is a real genuine question: Is Darktide good now?

The word you’re looking for is Thunderwear. Yes, it’s a real thing.

Positively nuclear take, but 100% valid

No thank you, I like my version better. :>

The best part about that scene is that while he’s fumbling his escape rolls, Edgin’s still churning out Bardic Inspiration so Holga can continue kicking ass.

“OH, we got 'em now!”

Dungeons and Dragons Honor Among Thieves. If you haven’t figured it out already, that is.

That’s literally how it works. Amazon tracks purchase vs return ratio, and correlates reviews that say things like “it runs big/small.” If a bunch of people who normally order (and keep) large shirts, buy this and return it because it runs large, Amazon can use that information to warn other peoplewho typically order a large that it probably won’t fit right. They have access to all the data necessary to make these connections.

Tales from the Loop. I describe it as Eldritch Mundanity.

Oh yeah? Well I’m 20 hrs in, and built a concrete factory that doesn’t plug anymore!

The root cause of the legal system we have today (in my estimation) is the existence of private interest in all levels of government. Between lobbying, gerrymandering, and reelection “donations” there is no such thing as an honest judge. The first step would be excising the cancer of profit from the judicial system in its entirety.

The purpose of the legal system of the United States of America is to oppress the common people and enable the capitalist agendas of the highest bidders. It accomplishes these things perfectly.

I personally envision myself as a bowl of petunias