Snail teeth sounds like a novelty product or a reagent in a magic spell

I mean I don’t either to be perfectly honest. Ostensibly its supposed to be 250 years since the DoI but the whole thing seems to be more about stroking a demented pedophiles ego

And the launcher looks like a flash website from 2002

Imma be honest I don’t expect it to ever come out and if it ever does I expect it to be a soulless cash grab that has to be “fixed” with community mods 5 years after the game comes out to be remotely playable. I’d be happy to be surprised but I wont hold my breath

Sure but how long did it take for the berries to make it from the farm to your fridge?

Oh sure they did, maybe not a hot perfumed shower every day like we do but bad BO would ruin a business deal or a relationship as much then as it would now.

All it’d need is something acidic and salty I think. Maybe a balsamic glaze and some prosciutto?

Tried picking up a pokemon game after a few years of not touching one. I realize that it is often a kids first pokemon game so they must be taught how the game works from the ground up but it would be really nice if there was a “I’ve been playing Pokémon for 30 years I know what a fucking pokeball is” button.

Because the ones at the grocery store are bred to be both big and shelf stable as long as possible whereas home grown it’ll spend at most a few days in the fridge before it begins to rot

So incels that think they’re clever got ya

Isn’t Goyim Yiddish?

I agree but I think the best practice for now is to ask before you move. Along the lines of, “My wallet is in my front pocket, may I get it?”

For such proud people it confuses me that they insist on covering their faces every time they have their little outings. Almost like they know that it’d ruin whatever sort of normal well adjusted adult facade they have going on.

Let’s go Brandon indeed

New gender neutral bathroom in 3…2…

AKA “We don’t want to be stuck holding the bag”

His characters lines in that shitty Jumaniji movie hit so much harder now 😢

Yeah fuck this guy. What he did pales in comparison to the other headline busting stories we are hearing about these days but first he’s never truly apologized and second even if he did he’s proven what kind of person he is and that person doesn’t deserve the benefit of the doubt.

Didn’t think it was possible for him to look any more like a child rapist

Just 1, 3, 10 more posts and then I’ll stop