FauxPseudo
I offer absurdist edits of absurdist Heathcliff comics, make food, post political memes.
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German enough that I’m surprised her maiden name didn’t have dots.
Every time you say “but” everyone reading this knows you do, in fact, kill dogs.
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Heathcliff@lemmy.world•Heathcliff without Heathcliff 7/11/2026English
81·2 days ago
You put words in your mouth. You defended killing dogs.
The core problem is you killing dogs and trying to lie about it by distracting and pretending that I don’t know what you said.
It was clear from the context that you were talking about killing the dogs. When asked for clarification, you did not talk about other people removing the dogs. When I mentioned that you don’t want a reputation for being the guy who kills dogs because it causes you to have to sell your home in a hurry you didn’t correct me. You defended your choice saying that you had to protect your livestock. You specified the birds were on nearby community property. I pointed out that livestock is on your land, not on community property.
You are obviously killing dogs. Or at least bragging about it.
I work in animal rescue. No one person in animal control is going to refer to a captured feral dog as dispatched.
There’s a difference between being a shitposter and being a shit poster.
Always confirm the vector before you start treatment. I see a lot of guessing but no diagnostic confirmation.
Dispatched means killed, right?
I try to keep the cooking group related to cooking topics. Killing dogs isn’t part of that.
Pepper has never shown interest in the wheel. As it is only one of 14 cats has ever started the wheel without the aid of a laser pointer.
Moving was definitely not an option
As opposed to Dog Killer Man?
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Heathcliff@lemmy.world•Heathcliff without Heathcliff 7/10/2026English
5·3 days agoFortunately I live in an area completely unaware of all things World Cup related. The only way this has impacted my life is I heard an advertisement with Blitzkrieg Bop by the Ramones. That was upsetting. And then they stacked that by making it a commercial for Quaker Oats. And then they upgraded it again to even more disturbing by making it the official sponsor of World Cup.
Society is falling apart and the Ramones being used and for an oatmeal commercial is proof of it.
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Heathcliff@lemmy.world•Heathcliff without Heathcliff 7/10/2026English
10·3 days ago
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Knitting@lemmy.world•Red Heart doesn't get enough hateEnglish
2·3 days agoIt will work for testing out a new heel type.
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Heathcliff@lemmy.world•Heathcliff without Heathcliff 7/8/2026English
2·3 days ago
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Knitting@lemmy.world•Red Heart doesn't get enough hateEnglish
3·3 days agoI made a pair of slacks once and used a really garish fabric to line the pockets. Definitely visible. “Why did you use that pocket fabric?” “It was free.”
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Political Memes@lemmy.world•Mitch McConnell is recovered and out of hospital.
17·3 days agoThis requires a functional brain.







No edit today. Working on socks from very bad yarn.