Final Remix

That’s unfair to silicone dolls.

I recall lesbians, so yes.

A decade ago, I watched a scientist at a conference plug his laptop in to the conference room, wake it up, sync to the Big Screen, load xvideos tab he had up, and then watched him flounder for a good 20 seconds to try to figure out how to close it and save face before loading a PowerPoint.

It always boils down to that.

Because they’re probably closeted themselves, and it makes them feel things.

That lock and loop doesn’t seem to be doing anything. Isn’t it supposed to do something besides hold a small “DANGER” tag?

Not a selfie.

I know what I said!

Takes you to the first result… it used to be useful.

It did. We’re now on the steady downward slop of enshittification.

You’re not wrong.

Million-to-one shot, doc!

Yup Yup LabCorp crew represent! They steal a lot of my blood on behalf of my doctors.

Everybody knows it.

Zorak know it. Moltar know it.

Local Fisher SLAMMED by what happens next.

No, that’s exactly the original thing. “Wetware”, basically… But test audiences got upset and confused, so it was changed to “batteries.”

Always has been

Yup, any time they pull psychology (my field) clues out, I usually turn to my dad and finish most responses with “well, kind of… you see…”

He gets rattled and confused by some history and government clues for the same reason.

Drama sells better. It’s just that simple. Plus, someone else is probably gonna publish the name(s), so try to get that info out first to beat other outlets.

And defended Danny Masterson, the rapist.