You know, of all the things of this post, it’s the Roku remote that really confuses me. Was he holding it when he answered the door? Was it in his pocket and he took it out when was looking for phone to make the Tweet?

I knew I made it when I could afford UHU instead of having to use Clag

Doesn’t count unless it’s on a Volkswagon, otherwise they’re just pretending

Even better, several government departments ripped this off as part of a recruitment drives

I wish the guy who did Searching and Missing did a movie like this.

It’s so weird when you actually meet a good recruiter

For the longest time the slogon was “It’s hard to have a Gaytime on your own.” https://youtu.be/YshX_hzAXow

That is a lot of words for my wife left me and now I’m stuck paying child support

I may be lonely, but I’ll never be, “give a bunch of crackpots some attention so I can at least hang out with other dudes at conferences and stuff until they invite me to join whatever the incel equivalent of Amway is” lonely

Excuse me that is 100% a Phoropter, stop trying to covering up the real story here, the Mayans had perfect eyesight!

ALL HAIL PAKAL MAYAN ANCIENT OPHTHALMOLOGIST

I heard “I think it’s a microcosm of a more serious thing” in Ron Howard’s voice

Always room for hagelslag

If memory serves correctly The Daily Wire invented their own awards just to say their journalism is “Award Winning”

If this would have surprised no one they wouldn’t have done it and just ate the cost of office spaec. No, there’s people out there who still think company loyalty is a thing and that fostering a “company culture” is actually viable.

Not a bug, a feature. Bubbles are not healthy, if you can see the horrible, the horrible can see you. You are reminded that there’s dangerous viewpoints out there, they are reminded that they will have to debate and argue logically to be tolerated. That is one of the few ways to cure a toxic point of view. Doesn’t work everytime obviously, but if you get one person to hesitate before posting some sort of BS comment we’re 90% of the way there.

I’m talking from a Netherlands server, you from Canada. I’m sure lots of differences of opinion but I know you’re a person with experiences different from mine and therefore I need to be respectful when discussing things I don’t know anything about.

I feel like their marketing needs a rewrite, everyone vaguely knew the LHC was to identify the Higgs Boson, what’s this one for, gravitons?

“One More Lane Bro is the only option, I checked, and it should be subsidised by NYT who make too much money.” - Robert Moses

Just look at how tame his clocks have become, hell be just on a pocket watch soon

“But I did not do anything, because I am not a journalist, and neither are they, really, and the thing they wear on their head is really dumb, unlike the thing we wear on our heads.”

Could be worse, could be a guy