They’ve been saying that since before you were born.

HOLY SHIT I’VE SEEN THIS ONE

I’m glad we had enough freedom and democracy to vote for the candidate who had vastly less backing from corporations and billionaires. Proof that we still are a democracy and not just money that wins elections.

Kamala Harris did pledge to start a war with Iran to defend Israel or prevent them from gaining nuclear weapons, and also called trump a pussy for not bombing Iran enough. So we were getting this one no matter what.

https://bidenwhitehouse.archives.gov/briefing-room/speeches-remarks/2024/10/11/remarks-by-vice-president-harris-during-a-call-with-jewish-voters-marking-high-holidays/

Remember: if they are engaged in a wrestling match with a protestor and guns are involved, blow your whistles extra loud so nobody can hear eachother. This will result in a positive outcome.

“Sorry, I meant have more babies AND stay around as a father.”

For about $8k you can convert a VW beetle to electric.

The el train in Chicago is almost perfect except for the crackheads

No, did you get your idea of gender roles from reading feminist books in the 90’s while never having actually set foot on earth’s surface from your flying saucer? A lot of men and women would have various kinds of issues if you were a man who fucked 1000 women in one day you fucking space alien.

Iran loves doing war crimes tho?

Pandas:

This is a funny headline if you want to complain but sneaking behind some bushes in the park is still free.

I will believe its about equality when we get Black Hitler in a Netflix historical drama. WITH the gay sex scenes, please.

30 on 30

Money

I have a disc drive in my computer. I’ve still torrented games that I have on my shelf because its easier.

I mean, in the eyes of the Ayatollah, the main thing Epstein did wrong was not be Muslim, and have sex outside if wedlock. The rest is fine.

About $2 is state taxes

They were already marriage age, think of the poor 48 year old imams who will not get a fourth wife :(

Uhhhhh kinda. I did vote for her once but let’s be honest it’s a protest vote more than anything. Much ink has already been spilled about how the system is hostile to third party candidates and why.