April 19th, 2022

There was a fire in the skies, tell me, where were you?

You were sitting home watching your TV

While I was participatin’ in some astronomy

The first spot we hit it was a crater drop

I finally got my chute out so that I can stop

With red lights flashing, time to retire

And then we turned that shield into a crater spire

Next stop we hit it was the radar lock

It only took one ping to make that rover drop

Finally, we got our own sky crane

Where do you think I got this sample that you’re seeing today?

with a vengeance

so you’re telling me that all those times I said google was listening to me through my phone, and like a thousand people said I was full of shit, I was right?

two too many

I mean…it is.

technically all LEDs are “regular diodes”.

wouldn’t it be D1?

last time I watched TNG on tv, this episode was playing.

I got all excited and tried to explain it to my wife but she just said I was weird.

if you have anything publicly exposed and you’re not using a siem solution you’re gonna have a bad time.

@decoy321@lemmy.world

is this the kind of user you want to support in your communities?

seek help.

looking for more action than just complaints though.

it’s not the fact I was banned, or that my offending comments were removed. I have a problem with mods that fail to uniformly apply rules when they literally said that’s what they want to do.

thanks for the community though.

Thanks.

look on the bright side. once the bubble bursts and jobs open back up, we can basically ask for whatever salaries we want.

I’m aiming for at least $200k. if not that then I’m getting some nonreturnable class A shares for my troubles.

if we weld the circuits together it might.

had sinusitis one year. really bad.

after a full course of antibiotics I blew my nose and the plug popped. it was so satisfying to not have that lodged in my sinus cavity. but then…suddenly… a hot rush ran out of my brain. thankfully I still had a tissue in my hand. a bright highlighter yellow liquid began rushing out of my nose. it was unstoppable.

at least half a cup of this foul liquid poured from my face. the whole time the euphoric sensations I was experiencing was honestly better than sex. the relief, the lack of pressure, everything was amazing. the most peculiar sensation was my vision was like I was being stretched out in a black hole. my arms and legs were barely controllable. my balance was steady only because of the wall I was leaned against.

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so now I can fight back against those limey bastards by responding with incest porn?

is this like the 1989 tiananmen square hack for the Chinese?

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