I hate when democrats mock him for draft dodging. Literally the only cool thing he did. “It makes him a hypocrite!” Buddy, he’s a right-wing chud, he’d be a hypocrite anyway for any reason. It’s in his blood. Kinda like how dems effortlessly self-sabotage.

Satan’s like: “I want nothing to do with this.”

It was a debate

“Hey kid… you like science right? Well… did you know there is an immortal science?”

I met a few underage people via videogames and all ages music venues when I was in my early 20s. Lemme say from experience: it’s pretty easy to avoid certain topics, not share or ask for pictures, not seek invites to house parties full of high schoolers. If you’re not keeping it above board it’s almost guaranteed to be “if you seek it you will find it” territory. You don’t accidentally sext a teenager. Or ask them about their sex lives. Or try to see them one on one.

Vatican³ Hypervatican

smiles down from heaven up from hell

I wonder how Israel can afford such things. Oh well. Guess we’ll never know.

Boeing saved 42 cents by replacing a critical piece of insulation with a handful of circus peanuts and a bobby pin.

Every time your gun sweats cosmoline Putler is owned

Finance imperialists when people have had enough of their shit:

P is it posting?

I is it inspiring?

G got poop?

P is it a pig?

O is it on?

O is it really on?

P is it poop?

B is it balls?

A is for Apple

L is it Roman 50?

L is it longitudinal?

S is it shitting on its balls?

I’ve mentioned this before but one of the funniest things I saw about star wars was one of these nerd malcontents posting “the success of the new Dune movie proves that there could be star wars aimed at an adult audience.”

Like bro you are so close to understanding that it’s Sci fi slop for children. So fucking close.

Greg Araki made some very wild films that didn’t flinch from certain topics. I’ve seen this one and Mysterious Skin.

Definitely had a lot of stuff in my head after the credits rolled for both of those.

The evergreen Dril tweet about the racism dial

target spotted

Trying to do dance moves in a straight line as per the field sobriety test but he’s moving in an ampersand

Think of cops like some kind of disease. The disease still sucks. It will always suck. But its funny when Bolsonaro gets it for the thirtieth time.

We’re all dog faced pony soldiers here.

One moment he was walkin’ here. The next he wasn’t. It really makes you think.