Yeah they translate every English word literally as a meme. Like Facebook becomes Gesichtbuch. Personally, I find it hilarious.

That’s the moment when they learned what they could get away with; what the Democrats will just take.

We already let Dubya get away with it.

Why would we assume you’re not being honest? Pretty sure we’re mostly all here due to hating Spez.

He’s got a pet passport.

I’ll look into this option, thank you!

Thank you!

Getting over my cold so I can be a productive little worker drone by Monday

This sounds to me like an ADHD cycle of failing to know how to prioritize. Focus on your immediate needs and take this step by step. First, find something to eat. Pasta with ketchup if you have to. Now figure out how to do a round of shopping. Just one. Not how to do them the best way forever, just once poorly to get some easy to eat foods in your house. Step by step.

Is anyone else infuriated by the number of ‘I don’t have a vagina BUT’ posts?

Like let me speak for the woman in my life. Let me provide my opinion. I know I wasn’t asked BUT…

Jesus just go die in a hole. Let women speak for themselves.

Good point

Uh kiddie porn for example

It won’t be gender neutral until a straight man can say he hooked up with some dude last night and not be assumed gay.

I got my first dick pic scanned. Like, bro literally slapped his sausage in a scanner, shut the lid, and sat there while the light scanned up and down. All whilst maintaining a hard on.

It says in the article that the pupils enlarge with increased concentration. Perhaps more intelligent people are just always paying attention in new surroundings, where less intelligent people are more disinterested.

My banking app ಠ_ಠ

They say au naur out loud

Just what we need. /s

I’m an American living abroad for a decade and a half and when I hear my own accent at tourist spots I cringe hard. I guess this is an example of cultural cringe?

I was trying to customize shit and accidentally deleted my entire task bar. I couldn’t figure out how I did it so I just installed a different one which needed to boot on startup.