Pretty sure heaven is a halfpipe.

Same symptoms here:

Voyager 2.24.3

iPhone 15 Pro Max

iOS 18.3.1

Had to use another client to post this.

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And have you even thanked the President yet?

I need AI summaries a lot less than I would prefer a smart mail filter to actually remove all the spam email and texts.

Did some fuckin’ Aussie heart surgeon just breeze into a Home Depot and saunter into the plumbing aisle in his board shorts and flips flops and just whip together a heart out of brass fittings and teflon tape???

“Oi! DANNY, YA FUCKIN’ BOGAN! I DONE DID YA UP A NEW RICKY TICKEY—ALL FUCKIN’ SHINEY AND CHROME!!! GRAB A CARPET KNIFE AND SOME DUNNY GLOVES—WE’ll GET THIS FUCKER INTO YOUR BLUDGER CHEST BEFORE YA SHEILA SAYS YA WERE CHUCKING A SICKIE!”

Don’t tease me!

NOBODY backs an American Revolution like the French!

🇫🇷🦅🎆

I thought the Zumwalt was one of the only ships the Navy didn’t mount an R2-D2 on:

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phalanx_CIWS

The U.S. Navy deploys it on every class of surface combat ship, except the Zumwalt-classdestroyer and San Antonio-class amphibious transport dock.[5]

Side-eye glare as I am just barely able to utter a disdainful and dismissive, “Pussy…”

I would totally buy that and have every intention of eating it, but wouldn’t ever seem to “get around to it”, yet I also wouldn’t really be able to account for what I was doing to prevent me from “getting around to it”.

This sounds like someone asked ChatGPT to come up with a headline to scare anxious moms.

“BILLY, ARE YOU INJECTING YOURSELF WITH DEAD BUTTERFLY REMAINS??? IS THIS WHY YOU DROPPED OUT OF MARCHING BAND—TO CHASE THE MONARCH DRAGON WITH YOUR XBOX FRIENDS?!?!?”

“OH DARYL, I THINK OUR LITTLE BILLY IS FREEBASING BLUE MORPHOS AFTER SCHOOL AND IT IS ONLY A MATTER OF TIME BEFORE HE IS TURNING TRICKS ON THE STREET TO BLAST HIS SKAGS ON BANANA SLUGS LACED WITH POWDERED MEXICAN EARWIG DUST?!?!?”

“ITS ALL MY FAULT, I NEVER SHOULD HAVE LET HIM WATCH ANT-MAN!”

They got there too late to be a primary influence, but Trump won’t ever say no to a hand out.

I like the idea of a “Russian Nesting Doll” response thread of seemingly infinite, independent archives…

Archive of article.

When something like a hat may actually cost you an arm and a leg.

There’s probably a switch (or series of switches) on the wall which activates the door to open up that part of the map.

I mean, at least one Nuclear Safety Technician is advertising his number in local TV ads.

Otherwise, just look up the number for 742 Evergreen Terrace—how hard is that?

Can we change it to “In-sea-curity”?

Or just “The Sea of Insecurity”?

Or maybe “Man Baby Bay”

Or “Weak Little Pussy removed President Tiny Hands Dumb Dumb Deep Water Douche Lagoon”

Or, like, “The Gulf of Mexico”…