Agreed, Laserllama did most of 5e’s classes a kindness. I prefer those to the PHB content.

It tends to make more sense in mid-to-low magic campaigns where the item you want might not be readily available, but 5e’s rules around magic items are notoriously underbaked. The reason they gave is that 5e is built around not needing magic items, but I’ve never played a game that doesn’t use them.

Vumans get a feat, which is arguably one of the strongest abilities. Base humans are notoriously weak though.

Look at Mr. Fatcat over here eating out while we’re on the verge of a recession.

I think they’re both winners.

Found the elf.

Good. Sorry to every mom and pop who treated housing like an investment, but at least you still have the house. Hope they slash the market 90%. Hope everyone who’s been waiting for a decade gets a place to live. Hope opportunistic landlords choke and go bust when they can’t pay three mortgages on their tenants’ salaries anymore. Housing is a human right.

Fuck, ain’t that the truth?

I don’t blame anyone generationally anymore. Boomers are too senile for their own good and everyone else is too burnt out to step up to the plate.

Damn corporate shrinkflating Charlie’s head on us.

“Please, Trump, stop winning.”

Astounding that he actually managed to deliver on that promise.

Every time I go south I wonder how people down there are still alive. Between the sweet tea, biscuits and gravy, pork cracklings, boudin, and kolaches, I feel like I have to take a nap whenever I eat a meal.

You used me… For land development!

I think about this image literally every other day since I saw it.

I play cozy games instead. Can’t wait for the next Animal Crossing.

It’s the thing that bothers me about the obligatory 1-on-1s we do every month with our supervisors, asking “On a scale from 1 to 10, what’s your stress level? Are you dealing with any personal issues?” And the one time I pipe up and say, “Yeah, they raised my rent $300 and it’s putting strain on my budget.” The response was “Do you know anyone who could move in or that you could move in with to alleviate that?” I haven’t gotten a raise in two years. Fuck this shit. Don’t act like you care.

There’s always time for one more bad decision, lol.

Because money writes the rules.

Bringo!