Look at all these normies answers, and no one mentioning Minit. https://invidious.private.coffee/watch?v=zRIRyK2pHh8&listen=1

You only have to have one if you watch live television or streaming services, or if you use a radio at a workplace. I’ve never had one.

This person presumably pronounces the H in “hour”.

Sort of astounding that the silhouettes are the group in the foreground copy-pasted.

German is the biggest contributor to modern English

Common misconception. English and German are West Germanic languages with a common ancestor, whose ancestor in turn is common among Norwegian, Gothic, Saxon, etc etc. The only influence German has now is the odd loanword, like Weltschmerz and Schadenfreude. English loaned a lot of words from French a thousand years ago because Norman was the substrate language in England a thousand years ago and is still a sort of prestige language. Dutch is much the same but you never hear anyone say that.

Ah, but people often make manual art on a prompt (usually called a brief). It might even be why the text you give an LLM to make an image is called a prompt. I didn’t even get the joke at first because of this.

I’m ashamed by how much time I wasted on sunny days as a lad playing Gran Turismo 3. Crash Team Racing would be my real pick though I think.

Very drole.

I suppose that’s why there’s a brand of washing machines called Whirlpool.

I can do many things!

The bread is a sop. You can’t sop with toast; that’s insane. The “undefinable brown liquid” is stock and is common across the world’s cuisines. If you season the potatoes further, assuming they’re lightly salted, you run the risk of overseasoning the dish (they’re sitting next to a very rich stew). You’re just making these up now.

I cannot fathom how it tastes

Then don’t say anything! Easy peasy!

Edit to add: The only problem as it were with this food is that it lacks colour, so of course you wouldn’t serve this at a restaurant. But when’s the last time anyone gave a fuck about colour when bashing out tea on a thursday eve?

I still can’t find the bit where he goes, “let’s go SHOPPING.”

Edit: Never mind, found it.

If you don’t need the lid so much, you can just punch a hole in it with a knife or tin opener, and it’ll come off like shit off a shovel.

Well, good lad!

They do!

I’m not allowed because I’m an immigrant, and I’ve only found out recently that I can vote while living abroad in national elections in the fatherland.

I get the feeling they’re tied to public transport times, but then the first bus or train of the day usually comes at the same time. I used to work on the railway and sometimes I’d have to start work at like 05:17 or finish at 00:06 or whatever.

If they’re food places, that’s either because the food takes longer than ten minutes, or because it’d been slow and they’d started packing up, or they were lying because they wanted to go home on time. Almost nothing more annoying than someone coming right at the end of your shift to order food.

Isn’t it full of brimstone? So it tastes eggy?

Tangential, but quicksand is called so because it moves, much like quicksilver.