Denied.

I love this website so much.

What if I was just unconsciously hoping my pet lib would get a redemption arc?

No the fuck we don’t.

LMAO also, what if they’re trying to find a justifiable reason for Biden to win and they throw Colbert to the wolves over this in November?

Forcing people back to work during the pandemic didn’t do it, taking part in genocide didn’t do it, but this skit is what will have Biden remembered as a villain.

Real Upton Sinclair hours.

Also I don’t trust any officials of the meat industry, period.

A fifteenth type of liberalism.

Look who studied mouse law!

I already have a thing for redneck guys, so this would help.

I would say that if people were set for life in a more humane, egalitarian society, one can choose to opt into experiments without there being financial incentives to ruin informed consent.

Volunteering in this society with how they treat test subjects (a term that’s already loaded as fuck) is letting an unchecked researcher and/or corporation to fuck you up and deny responsibility while waiting you out in court.

I’m glad they don’t want to touch what they fucked up, but I think this is a case of referring him to actual neurosurgeons to help him mitigate any potential damage at their own expense. They won’t because that’s admitting fault for litigation purposes, but Jesus that’s bad.

It’s exactly what I expected to happen, but being right isn’t always much consolation.

I get it, but being disabled to that extent makes you reliant on other people to access resources and information to help you make informed decisions.

The accident happened while he was a teenager and I can’t imagine it’s easy to do independent research or evade pressure from peers when you can’t just disengage from a Tesla bro who wants to use your condition for clout.

I hope he figures out and denounces the whole thing, but at this point sunk cost sets in.

Or they’ll move to a subscription model even though you paid initially for unlimited access to your [vital organ of choice]

No because you yelled at me.

but I like it when the punchline is followed by another joke name.

There’s the pic of him at a fallout thing recently:

Honestly, yeah.