MerryChristmas [any]

I have to admit that I underestimated this woman. When our brief moment in the zeitgeist ended, I expected her to move on like the rest of our so-called celebrity allies did. I hope she runs for president.

We should arm the whales.

Then you’re taking away jobs from the hardworking IDF spunk collectors.

I know we all said we’d “never forget” but c’mon y’all it has been 22 years. I think it’s okay if we forget.

It happened to me and now I have to call Juan Guaidó dad everytime I want to spend some skibidi bucks.

The true secret is to gamble a small amount of money against yourself every time you enter a situation.

I was talking to my spouse about how weird it is that we all wear shoes even when the terrain doesn’t call for it. If I’m going for a hike then yeah, I’m going to grab some boots. If I’m walking downtown then I’m going to make sure I have something on my feet to protect from broken glass. But like, a stroll around my neighborhood? A day in the park? It seems like it’s just something we’ve become so accustomed to that we never question it.

And I stand by the opinion that my feet have much better grip than any water shoes out there.

But it wasn’t the default here. It was the one place where that was true. I missed the latest drama but while I personally think federation is important and should be pursued, I also think the pushback is reasonable.

Is there a way to make it so they have to see our posts but we don’t have to see their posts?

My current therapist encourages me to trip shrooms and explore Hegel because that is what works for me. If you find a good one then they will quickly realize the traditional line of advice isn’t what you’re looking for. That said, I’ve also seen my share of awful therapists so I understand your hesitancy.

Maybe a therapist? Not like, in an accusatory ‘you need therapy’ kind of way - I just mean they could fill much the same role as you describe a dating coach filling, while also helping you deal with some of the rejection sensitivity that is often at the root of dating anxiety.

Who?

Your dog is going to turn into a cat.

Longest I’ve been in jail is a night and that was plenty for me.

This lady has got a secret. She’s got a sort of Mona Lisa smile that isn’t quite there. I wonder what her life is like.

We do love calling people names. We love calling people pronouns. Hell we just love calling people, full stop.

I respect you all and you’re veteran any soldier I ever met.

No, we are all just slightly older than you - the age where you actually do figure everything out for real this time. Big old people just doesn’t want you to know.

Those glorious godlike beings took our jobs!

I’ve seen that flag dozens of times but I never actually knew what it stood for. Agender, huh? I do like the sound of that.