Bold of the brave to look upon an obvious joke as something profoundly meaningful

You should have just done it without asking. And then if they complained go to HR and tell them you identify as a woman

Good point. I recently went to see a stand up comedian. And while the rest of the audience was laughing I remained silent. I was focused on what exactly is the meaning of what the comedian was saying.

Interesting that it’s designed that way. From the front does it also give the wearer a moose knuckle?

People that lead miserable empty lives can never grasp that something is just a joke

That hot and sticky cream

Is there anything more beautiful than veins on a erect penis?

Could it be a weird type of training. You eat a tasty candy with the little critters overwhelming your mouth. And suddenly the real thing doesn’t taste so bad.

thank you

you have to probe it with your tongue

Stopped doing back shots. Most times some would hit the hair and that is forbidden

I used to waste money on dental floss till I discovered pussy pubic hair. Works better and it’s free

Several of my customers are into threesomes. And a few really enough eating out my injected cream pie

You forgot to add “for 3 days until I recover”

Sorry I don’t need more competition. Once a week she rides me but her husband always gets her ass

The first time you get it in both holes makes it really hard to go back to pussy only

Good point. So few realize that rubbing a few out per day is just what the doctor ordered

you are the only one making the crucial point. was she shoving it in her pussy or her ass. Pussy OK. But not eating it if it was in her ass

Interesting. My GF actually enjoys licking them. Something about the aroma of male sweat that she really likes.

LOL. I never knew this even existed. Proves again that you can sell anything in this country