Also a great movie

Так ОП добавил же перевод.

Tbf why would you need a law against cannibalism specifically, when I’m certain that murder and desecration of human remains are illegal in all states

Based ngl

After Hours, Good Time

How about they tip me? They tip waiters, but not the people who give them free money every month.

It’s mediocre at best, but it takes less energy to see what’s next than to end it, so I keep going

Completely different things. 'Muricans captured that land in a fair fight, so it’s theirs now by the right of conquest.

Also called Nicholas the Bloody by the people because of the Bloody Sunday and the Khodynka tragedy.

Not only had I never eaten a potato, I had never heard the word potato

Also known as the entirety of Sunday

Now do this to the landlord

So Anon wants a mommy girlfriend who pretends to be his girlfriend girlfriend? That’s sick.

Ackchually, the law requires them to admit they’re a spy if you ask them specifically

Gulf Stream does funny things

British-made tanks are about to sweep Putin’s conscripts aside

Yay, our war machines will kill more people. But we’ll call them “Putin’s conscripts”, as if they are inanimate units controlled by the evil Putin personally, and not real people.

Big brain time: watching ads in a language you neither understand nor have any intention of learning instead of using adblock

It’s from Crime and Punishment tho

99% of known deaths