Time 2 get ready for this

Before you are two doors. One leads to your son Alexander. The other to a room of barrels.

It diverges into the quantum realm of misheard lyrics.

You can lead a horse to Chinese food but you can’t make them eat it.

GG

Trek Wars. Not to be confused with the 1994 cinematic masterpiece that is Tek Wars.

5 second rule.

We all love you, GAMERA!

To boldly rim where no one’s rimmed before.

Choke in my ass

I do beg your pardon, but we are in your garden.

^FU

They’ve gone plaid, no wait, they’ve gone taupe!

“But what about Sunday, the day of rest?” Oh you mean Taco Tuesday?

One of the things of all time.

There wolf. There castle.