to see if she was an illegal citizen brown enough to detain

There’s only so much piss a washing machine can take.

I think this is my new favourite saying

The problem sounds like you’re either buying mint root beer or caramel mouthwash.

I can understand not liking root beer, but that comparison is unhinged.

But, and hear me out, what if we could subsidize another unsustainable multibillion dollar industry?

Think about it! All the corporate profits, no added benefits, and it’ll still cost taxpayers to keep it afloat!

It’s a win-win situation… as long as we’re talking about the billionaire owners and their corrupt sycophants in government that benefit from lobbying. Those guys will win-win.

Really? I think they did a great job making him instantly identifiable as ‘the bad guy’ and immediately dislikable. No cool-villain aesthetic. Just a blood-rising desire to destroy him and his sycophants.

Top notch character design for an action FPS. No mucking about with nuance.

God, I hate Trump, but DLS is fucking insane.

We’d like more daylight for activities. Are our schedules too inflexible?

No, its time thats wrong.

“I didn’t like doing crime”

At least we know he’s unhappy with his life, so that’s nice, I guess.

Seems like if your tenants keep wreckinh things like willing the paint off the walls, it’d be a lot easier to just sell the property to someone that lives there. Then it could be their problem.

Gonna have to soft disagree with your hard disagree. “A small warning on the menu”? Like it’s freedom to let kids take LSD as long as ‘not for minors’ is printed on the tab?

Its a public health health concern.

Now, undercooked burger and you get food poisoning? Well, hopefully you learned your lesson.

Raw milk hospitalizes infants? Sorry, “we listed the risk on our website” doesn’t cut it.

“Maybe they were making raw milk cheese as a hobby?” Sure, you should have to sign paperwork that plainly and boldly outlines the risk of misuse.

Before you say it’s a slippery slope and youd need to sign a waiver to buy bleach, the Secretary of Health is pushing this dangerous product on people, whereas no one in the government is recommending injecting bleach to cure viru— uh, nevermind, thats a bad example.

I’m surprised it hasn’t already been renamed America Strip

TTRPGs are fun and don’t have to be a lot of work. But trying is the barrier to entry.

If someone wants to DM and says “I’m worried I’m not smart enough or creative enough” I would also be supportive. Follow a prewritten adventure, or rip off media you like, or don’t be afraid to do something dumb. Don’t be afraid to fail.

But if someone wants to DM and says “Eh, I can’t be fucked to read the rules, and I think AI can write a better plot than me, so I’ll just do that” I would say, find a new hobby. What are you trying to do?

To be clear: human made rules tools: great! Ripping off human made stories you’ve experienced: great! Having a computer guess for you because you can’t be bothered to try: bad.

Lastly, if you can’t be arsed but want to play, there are plenty of TTRPG systems that don’t have a DM or share the duty collectively

If you’re DMing and your idea flops, try again. If you cant be arsed to try, find a new hobby.

Remember folks, this isn’t about trans people, its a fresh new avenue for them to hate women.

If a trans woman succeeds, its only because they were amab, and they should be forced to play in men’s sports. If a 5’8" 195 bearded dude succeeds but was afab, does he have to play women’s sports? Of course not. He’s a man.

“A trans woman won an Ultimate Frizbee event! They’re robbing women of their Gold Medals!”

#10 on their list, for anyone who cares.

I doubt they’re against him. Somehow its Bidens fault or Obamas fault or Canadas fault

The best part is they need to come up with some outlandish scenario where Trump would support something positive because they can’t come up with a single real instance of something demonstrably good that he’s ever done.

Charlie Brown is acting a fool to get a reaction from the baby and is embarrassed when Snoopy comes by wondering what the hell he is doing.

He feels judged by the dog

Honestly, this would be a step up from how it is.

The machine kills enough poor people to keep the rest of them in line to extract everything they are worth.

Good call on their part. Wouldn’t want anyone to steal their dog shit idea.

The US food pyramid was made by the USDA to sell grain and dairy.