no no no, if that were true it’d be 535k seducing goblins. It’s only 535, which means 0.05% would seduce a goblin

that is an entirely different story

necromancy is not inherently evil

it’s fine if you get consent from the dead person’s soul

Power Word: Kill

my DM asked us to recreate video game characters in D&D for a level 15 one-shot, it still hasn’t happened yet and oh boy did I choose a great character to recreate

damn, I guess you cast Penis Blast a few too many times