Ok then, prepare for my hugs of mild discomfort. They will be a mite too tight, or at a vaguely inappropriate time, but never so much as to cause a stir.

These I give to you as an unkindness.

The world’s biggest car is a VW? They’re so little though! (I know how you meant it)

I’d say her attitude towards the Palestinian protesters at her rally in Detroit was the last straw for me. It was a misstep that may have been due to pressures of running a rushed campaign and the stress of detractors at every stop, but to carry on and at no point express common goals with the protesters showed her hand well enough for me.

First order of business: take out the assassin that tried to poison me a moment ago.

Keep my plate warm! Imma be right over.

Aww shit! Never expected to see Rain here… or anywhere, really!

I was gonna call out the Volvo Ice9, but yours is more jarring.

I had to. Was compelled to. The world being what it is, I gotta make levity where I can.

Why would Palestinians want Palestinians expelled from Gaza?

I thought it unrealistic that the GTA bikes for stunts were placed so high up. I guess I now know…

It’s not like they didn’t know what was coming - Biden preemptively pardoned his son in anticipation of this.

But fuck the rest of us.

Yeah, but this map shows military procurement - the northeast was vastly more industrialized at that point.

I assume they have another map for warm body procurement.

A responsible mistress, neutering the wastrel.

It’s not that we don’t love peace, we just love industry so much more.

Damn. Must be nice to have friends in this economy.

Not even these ones?

https://toebeanies.com/

And before that, caravans

As a novice to birding, Imma need those references!

Is self-love a body part? No?

Then tiddies.

The wax seal doesn’t work that way - the stamp should be inverted.