Yeah, some offense, but the Triple-Eh companies have been “dying” for over a decade now and it doesn’t look like they’re actually going anywhere anytime soon. Unfortunately.

Why did you say “garbage” four times in a row? rimshot, obnoxious canned laughter

Man, I hope the lawyers at the Big Three are getting ready to send Christmas cards to Riccitielo cause, uh, he’s pretty much going to be signing their paychecks if he keeps going

Fools and their money.

Yeah, not a developer or otherwise someone who works in the gaming industry at all, but a deal like that would definitely remind me about what mom always said about deals that sound too good to be true.

To be fair, that has at least as much to do with the last few entries setting the bar so low. And even then FF14 drops a few stinkers here and there cough Company of Heroes/Titan cough Paladin questline cough

The higher the pedestal you put somebody on, the further they have to fall.

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Between this bullshit and what seems like every Triple-Eh publisher suddenly developing massive diamond-hard boners for Denuvo (you’re welcome), it’s almost enough to make me want to go full Console Peasant. almost.

Mostly because it looks good for the suits and investors, and since it doesn’t actually seem to hurt their sales that much (hint hint)

Just one more reason why the obsession with the latest greatest OMGWTF HIGH DEFINITION GRAPHICS is the worst thing to happen to gaming since the Atari Jaguar.

The point is punishing the people who pay money for this sh*t, apparently (and they will, because for everybody who refuses to buy something that comes with malware bundled in there will be at least two screaming “SHUT UP AND TAKE OUR MONEY!”)

To be “fair”, given that for better or worse it’s an Always Online game, it’s easier to just say “NO MODS ALLOWED, END OF STORY” than to deal with the hassle of strictly defining what is and isn’t kosher and dealing with the inevitable rules lawyering from people trying to argue how THEIR MOD is special and doesn’t break the rules.

But yeah, f*ck ActiBliz

Bold of you to assume that that isn’t the better therapist

For self-defense, right? …right?

Do what I’d do: go out, trigger a panic attack, then come home and suffer through a depressive episode!

I thought that on Tumblr, every single character from any popular franchise was bisexual? /halfjoking

I can certainly vouch for it, I’ve clocked just over 420 hours (blaze it) playing off-and-on since 2019, and my only major complaints are:

1. The skill/ability tooltips focus way too much on story fluff and are too vague on what the bleeped thing actually does

2. The story campaign doesn’t entirely play nice with multiplayer, only one player can talk to NPCs and advance/accept/turn in quests

Well on the bright side, I’m sure that THIS will be the one that gets developers/publishers to stop spamming the market with so many half-baked Live Service games, and while we’re at it, get consumers to stop jumping on The Latest Greatest Live Service, right? laugh/sob

Path of Exile. If you say anything positive about it you get shit for being a mindless fanboy, and if you say anything negative about it you’re a mindless hater. Plus the whole “zoom zoom” meta

Go home Dad, you’re drunk.