Apollo died at exactly 7:00pm eastern for me.

Bidets are like a refreshing mini pressure washer for your brown eye. Blasts the peanut butter right out of the shag carpet. Works on all types.

Savages exist in all corners of the world.

If you know someone who would get poop on their hand and wipe it with paper saying “good enough”, they are uncivilized and not to be trusted. And they have a dirty butthole.

Bidet. And then one sitting pass to dry.

Holy shit. This is big.