At least half of this money is going straight to stock buybacks

We need some more of these in Congress am I right???

I think people who sold all their things to make this work couldn’t have been too rich

Maybe boomers who planned to just die before the cruise was over??

Strategic alliance between Trump CHUDs and vore guys

I wonder if they have TV ads with sad coal miners paid for by their version of Koch Industries?

Just kidding. I know they don’t.

Rare anti-terrorist IDF W

That’s ten billion, which seems like a pittance for becoming a march…

The damage from auctioning all their state owned enterprises in the middle of a war to please these ghouls will surely total to more than that.

Is there dead babies somewhere? Probably, I don’t want to look for it either. Was there exactly 40 beheaded babies that journalists claimed “were hidden but reported by the IDF so it was impossible to verify”? Well, I might have a bridge to sell you.

I’m pretty sure LiveLeak used to have 40 hours of IDF sniping children uploaded to it daily

Of course, it would be just as useful if they claimed 0.4 babies or 4,000,000 - the only thing that really matters is they have a unified line the media can repeat ad nauseum for the next month.

I hope those people living in the Midwest making 40K a year got their income bumped up to 60-70K a year so they could afford the new housing market.

That’s the real rub with these studies that use national averages. It’s not affordable for anyone, anywhere - unless you’re blessed with a remote job paying HCOL money and don’t mind moving somewhere where the nearest doctor is an hour away and the local past time is fentanyl and larceny.

This is okay but only if they auto play and contain guttural screaming

In my humble opinion, blaming the continued dismantling of these welfare programs on Joe Manchin or another ghoul of the day™️ isn’t actually a ‘well informed take’ unless you think legislation is a sport Democrats keep mysteriously fumbling at

Tbh I think the vast majority of people that use these sites are just there to mindlessly scroll. I do imagine a lot of their reactions to the protests was to be pissed at the weird basement dwellers disrupting their porn/aww/etc feeds

More than anything, the fact that Reddit absolutely quadruple-downed on steering people to their garbage app at the same time probably drove a lot of that crowd away. I regard it like Twitter X now: just another rotting, closed-off corporate theme park - and I refuse to believe any content I hit a login wall after getting linked to is important enough to deal with their shit.

Maybe not over the stock market, but they certainly had enough to send a lot of web 3 nerds running

This is the most unbelievable thing I’ve heard in a while

This would be an objectively good thing for retail traders in a few ways, though there’d be some hilarious issues from making stocks into digital bearer bonds - what do you do if I steal your Google coins, or if you die while holding them in a wallet with a lost key? Any answer that’s not “too bad lol” can only mean giving terrifying power to a DAO - or right back to the SEC

Actually block chain powers the world’s best version control system used by millions of people, it was really revolutionary

Seems like it got… Railroaded.

Sup fam

Absolutely baited