Hmm… Those results could prove useful.

anti salmon

Wait… You’re saying fish had him shot?

I’d rather not pay for any of them.

A laptop running your favorite flavor of Linux is the best streaming device you can have.

And that’s why I don’t keep them next to each other… anymore.

I’m done with lesser evils.

Cthulhu 2028

You’re missing the high fructose corn syrup.

Fire Emblem is not Dungeons and Dragons

Evil space madness with a dash of old.

And they want them to make (white) babies.

Nazis

The phone won’t come with Graphene installed. It will just be capable of running it.

It’s from the olden days of Google Glass. The Meta glasses aren’t even the original pervert glasses.

I find myself asking that question more and more often…

Just wait until he finds out about trebuchets.

As far as Stella is concerned, she was replaced by someone more talented and terminated for a variety of reasons a few months later. From what I can gather she enjoys controversy even more than I do.

It was the “bitches be crazy” defense that really made me decide to boycott this company.

That’s why we’re supposed to take care of each other in situations like that. My kitchen is overstocked and I’m a chef who knows how to make the most out of what’s available. I share my food and you pitch in however you can.

Everyone loves lasagna.

The best bible verse is the one where god sends bears to murder children for making fun of a bald man.

This. The hatred infused into every bite is addictive to most bigots and zealots.