Pretty sure the joke is aimed at cubesats

Maar men zal alsnog de banken beschuldigingen er voor te kiezen in slechte bedrijven te investeren

I will never understand wireless headphones as a concept. They seem objectively worse in every way.

Lower sound quality, more battery intensive, have to be charged, less comfortable, easier to drop and way easier to lose. Also, makes you look like you’re talking to yourself all the time

What

I have literally never turned it on

It wastes battery and offers literally no benefit whatsoever

So, maybe a weird question, but what are you doing with your phone exactly that you need to turn on Bluetooth on a daily basis?

Plagiarism is a bad thing

Including plagiarising the dictionary

Healthy optimism

Waarom wordt dit niet ook bij alcoholische dranken erbij verrekend?

Bovenop de alcohol taks bedoel ik. Is een beetje dom om effectief de alcohol taks te verlagen door een andere taks op alleen alcohol vrije dranken te stoppen. Zou het een ten koste van t ander gaan

I’m either missing context, or the joke is going over my head

Not irrational. The “detail” in this style of comic is visual clutter that makes it actually significantly harder to see what’s in the panel right away

In what situation would the second box be anything but a negative, if may ask?

Do some people really use cards instead of compact list?

That’s just false. I’ve seen multiple people including myself and my so make that mistake multiple times.

Maybe it’s packaged more clearly where you’re from, but over here the difference is quite subtle

It isn’t

You don’t want to be tricked into eating something else than you intended. Even ignoring the whole value of eating meat argument, there is an allergy problem in play

And, I’ve noticed that vegetarian products are being hidden more and more insidiously over the years. It’s intentionally misleading and potentially harmful

I mean, yeah, but the bigger argument here is that due to the sheer mass of Jupiter, the centre of mass of our solar system is actually very so slightly outside of the sun

No actually. Due to Jupiter, the centre of mass of the solar system is actually very slightly outside of the sun

Protests are very good at causing civil unrest, damaging public property, making other peoples days worse, and swaying their view further away from your cause

If any of those are your goal, they can be quite effective

Okay, but for what possible reason

Internationalisation and the free flow of information is an objectively good thing for humanity as a whole. Yes, it might eliminate elements of local culture, but it’s arguable that that too is a net positive

If anything, it’s Dutch in higher education that we need to get rid off

To increase humanities control over its environment. The form that takes is a secondary concern

Let’s be real here, it’s the second one

For all intents and purposes it was free word

I haven’t really used word in over half a decade since TeX beats it in every conceivable way.

Wordpad was useful in the sparse few cases where I was forced to open a .doc or .docx and couldn’t be arsed to upload the file to Google docs

I guess it will be missed for that