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  • So I created my own party. It’s called the Sloth and Indolence Party, and I’m running as an anarchist candidate in the best sense of that word.  I’ve studied the presidency carefully. I have seen that our best presidents were the do-nothing presidents: Millard Fillmore, Warren G. Harding. When you have a president who does things, we are all in serious trouble.  If he does anything at all—if he gets up at night to go the bathroom—somehow, mystically, trouble will ensue.

    I guarantee that if I am elected, I will take over the White House, hang out, shoot pool, scratch my ass, and not do a damn thing.  Which is to say: if you want something done, don’t come to me to do it for you; you got to get together and figure out how to do it yourselves.  Is that a deal?