Bumble bee: “Hi.”

Octopi, octopuses, and octopods are all valid pluralizations of octopus in American English.

Conversely, cacti is the only valid pluralization of cactus.

Don’t worry, language itself pissed us off long before you did.

Cute, but Karameru’s violently psychotic humanoid axolotl will always be my favorite.

She named the cat Himmel.

The recoil would kill her!

That’s just sad.

Gregorian chanting

Ferangi hissing on the viewscreen, Picard looks into the camera

“I think they’re trying to communicate!”

Good jokes never die, nor do Black Knights.

Harumph here

ACME electric car.

Sometimes you gotta Von Trapp it.

If you look closely, you can see her smiling at you.

Those are electron apps now.

Came here to comment that I started buying Edwin a few years ago. They wear so much better than everything else I’ve bought in the past.

“Mr. President, another plane just hit the second arch.”

My friend, that picture you linked to is anything but a regular clock.

It is a clock, but it looks like whomever designed it wanted to also make it a sundial yet without having the foresight to convert it into a 24-hour display. Double cursed.

By the time you realize you need to have a passport, you should have already gotten one. I got my first passport in 2000. It took like a week. I lost it and had to get a new one in 2007. I got grilled by Homeland Security in a windowless office about whether or not I was familiar with the terrorist cells in the country I was vacationing in because it was a country with a significant Muslim population. I can’t imagine what it’s like now.

Sign up for some exchange program in a neutral country, buy a round-trip ticket, and just never come back.

You mean analog 24-hour clocks? Those things are cursed. You still say “zero twenty-five” even if there’s no 0 on the face.

And clocks that only go to 12 and repeat are just regular clocks.

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