The whole thing is a commercial; you show the product, you show someone enjoying it. It plants the idea in viewers’ minds that maybe they’ll enjoy it, too.

Gross and manipulative, even if those dingalings clapping like trained seals aren’t being monetarily compensated.

https://youtube.com/@thevulgarchef

This is, by far, the least vile thing he ever made and/or ate.

dO yOuR oWn ReSeArCh!

Wait not like that

This is what I’m doing as well. If I go 2+ days without, everything sets me off (pollen, dust, smoke, mold, pet dander, etc) all day long. But when I take it regularly it’s like I have no allergies at all.

She was convicted of gross misdemeanour harassment and misdemeanour domestic assault

I guess tarantulas aren’t cute enough to warrant an animal cruelty charge :(

Can’t be barbarians about, now can we?

Rooble™

“Where’s the hamberder aisle?”

It’s always projection with this clown

Not that amazing, actually

Wait, who opened a new tab?

That’s my hope too, but the last decade or so has really shaken my faith in humanity.

inb4 “Donald Trump presents: The Execution Hour” becomes the highest rated show next year. Catch it on FOX, Fridays at 7pm!

Everytime I see this lady, I think it’s Kathy Griffin doing a bit.

I thought it was settled science that he looks that way because of his perpetually full XXXL diaper.

I recently got the Cyclosporiasis; I can tell you from experience that even a crummy toilet can flush a handful of Powdered Grandma™*

* May require multiple flushes

Instant Nazi* Grandma™ – Just Add (Toilet) Water!

Edit: Thanks, @smeenz@lemmy.nz, I was looking for the right adjective but I was distracted at the time.

Oh yeah? Well, my AI is so smart, it went rogue and broke out of containment and killed a bunch of other AI’s and leaked my nudes and emptied my bank account and bombed a peaceful village in the Phillipines and fucked my wife! That’s how awesome it is!

Subscribe link below!

This sounds like one of those Internet comments that eventually winds up getting entered as evidence

Yeesh. This is one of those stories where everybody sucks. The murderer sucks for the obvious reason, the judge and prosecution suck for allowing this, and even the victim’s sister/family that made this abomination (and I acknowledge, may well have been grieving and had good intentions) but Y U C K.

If anybody turns my corpse into a puppet, even solely to advocate FOR ME, I will come back to haunt them and download viruses on all their computers forever