You think “I’m Eric!” has ever had an original thought?

Veteran Republican strategist Karl Rove wrote in The Wall Street Journal: “Mr Trump can’t come off as unhinged or enraged. The words ‘rigged election’ shouldn’t pass his lips. He has to keep his cool and can’t make it all about himself.”

In other words, Trump has to be literally anyone other than himself. He might be able to refrain from lying about “rigged elections” but there’s no chance in hell he doesn’t come across as unhinged or making everything about himself.

Which won’t matter at all to Republicans, cause they’re a god damned cult.

I would have taught Google everything they wanted to know about Reddit and Redditors for only $30 million.

What are they gonna do, vote for a Democrat!?

Or reverse the incorporation principle and say that Congress applies solely to the federal government.

Does it matter why they changed their minds though?

Anyone who votes against Trump and the GOP is making the correct decision and I’m glad they do, regardless of what it took to make them see that. It’s not easy to admit they were wrong and we need to make sure we’re encouraging and accepting of those that do.

“We’re in a dictatorship under Joe Biden!”

-Man who isn’t in prison for opposing Joe Biden.

Yeah, but there aren’t that many billionaire capitalists who have the wrong amount of melanin. Systemic and systematic prevention of the accumulation of generational wealth among POC in the US for decades has seen to that.

Oh, duh. I knew that, lol.

I can tell you why three of them are problematic:

1. No bacon because pork isn’t kosher.
2. Polyester and cotton are mixed fabrics.
3. You can’t cook an animal in the milk of it’s mother, so no cheeseburgers.

edit: as pointed out below, cooking on the Sabbath is the fourth.

Not so much the cultists as it is foreign agents and America’s wealthy buying influence.

Crypto, book deals, art, NFTs, stock buying, are all ways one could funnel money to a political party or candidate that don’t technically count as campaign contributions.

And also that Gillibrand was forcing him onto that sword to up her own “Me Too” cred.

Honestly, that’s better than knowing they have a phone and not getting called.

Let’s face it: that trailer was just bad. We already knew MP4 was in the works; there was nothing that was shown for us to get excited for. No new enemies, no new suits, no new abilities, no new weapons. If I had to guess, I’d say the team was told to put something together for Nintendo Direct at the last minute, so they threw together footage from the intro level. It worries me that Nintendo wants to drive the hype from the existence of MP4, instead of the content of MP4.

It certainly had more chemical energy added to it, so… yes?

Alex Jones’ parents are members of the John Birch Society, and his dad not only helped Jones get InfoWars off the ground, he is also part owner of the trust that is the owner of Free Speech Systems (the parent company of InfoWars).

That shit apple didn’t just not fall far from the shit tree, it fell straight fucking down.

It’s projection. It’s always projection.

I think I would take awkward “how the hell did I end up here?” over “Hey, remember when we used to own them?”:

or the “double invisible handy”:

“Hey, what can be more underwater than Trump’s properties?”

“Okay, hear me out…”

What if they’re folding to pressure from their donors, who also are donors to the GOP?