I would hope that thing can handle a curb 😂

I started playing Thrive, you play as a single cell organism and you mutate each round to evolve to suit the environment. It’s still being developed, it’s fun so far.

H5N1 virus in latest human case has mutated, officials say

The slight evolution in the virus is associated with ‘adaptation to mammalian hosts’, according to the Centre for Disease Control

that sounds awesome!

Hope this fucker is travelling by helicopter

were they unaware they were 10-20 meters from the HQ? Hilarious

This level of slop makes me sometimes wonder what context the author is operating in. Like is this a Sunday night “oh shit I need something for deadline” or did they spend a couple days on this?

I hope this is Brendan quiet quitting. Minimum effort. “Greta is a land of contrasts” level shit. But, he’s probably worked on this for awhile.

that is awesome!

This feels like Texas threatening to secede from time to time. Whenever they need attention

But seriously hope the astronauts have a safe ride. They should have a couple Boeing c-suite people on board.

What the fuuuuuuuck

Fucking cops. Reminds me of this from 2020:

Ah okay, my bad. That makes sense, thanks

My thinking is growth rate lower than inflation rate is negative even though it’s not presented that way. Like the GDP growth is only in terms of price rather than actual volume because the total growth is less than “price” growth ie inflation.

When does he find the time to squeeze in all these facelifts? My man has the skin of a liver spotted baby.

Oooh that’s a recession (if it happens again next quarter) (that will be unacknowledged)

I remember hearing this same thing last year. I agree it’s an ad

Time for a group buy