The earnings can’t end if they never begin

Women will also kill you if the woman is Kristi Noem and you are a puppy.

This, but instead of my parents it’s my childhood friends I’ve known most of my life.

They’re both severe alcoholics.

Comically tiny nuke.

“Nuke Palestine!”

They’re really desperate to be American, aren’t they?

The only gaslighting Dirt Owl does is when they eat too many beans while carrying a flashlight.

New York stealin’ all our jawn.

I can’t help but imagine there are liberals who disagree with genocide who are seeing these reactions - not just on social media but from leaders of the Democratic party too - and maybe wondering why the ebil RUZZIANS would be solidly on the morally correct side of this.

I wouldn’t be surprised if they equivocated the genocide of Palestinians with the “genocide” of Ukrainians at the hands of Putin. In particular, both entities justify bombing civilian buildings by saying militants are using civilians as human shields. Of course, they won’t acknowledge that Russia went out of their way to avoid hitting civilian areas until the tactic became widespread and that the Ukrainian military has a whole ass massive country to set up defenses in whereas zionists make no attempt to avoid killing civilians and Palestinian resistance fighters in Gaza are trapped in a place the size of an average city and have no where else to set up military installments.

Using cryptpad instead of google docs? Now that’s what I call character development.

I’m a propagandist and proud. Even if helping Russia and China destroy the united $$naKKKe$$ of ameriKKKa ushers in a new authoritarian age of terror, it will still be an improvement over the great satan led world order.

I tried publicly messaging dating proposals (on both knees, as per tradition) to every confirmed woman on Hexbear. Didn’t work. Did the same for every non-confirmed woman or user with feminine-sounding user name. Didn’t work. Tried making a sockpuppet account that I’d use as a “is this man bothering you ma’am” ploy amidst this, which almost worked but as soon as I DMed them from that account they somehow immediately recognized my posting style from the love screeds I’d send them (it’s beyond love bombing, I’m a love terrorist and I’m detonating the vest). Got banned from all the Lemmies, so I can’t do it there. Reddit is all neolibs whomst I won’t even touch.

Hexbears on their way to make “feel the burn” jokes.

Unfortunately, 5E’s class features and feats are very combat focused. Combine this with the fact that many of the abilities that are useful outside of combat in the ttrpg don’t have the flexibility to be used like that in a video game and you reach a point where the only meaningful choices you can make are barely, if ever, related to the mechanical aspects of the character you create. The most mechanics come into play is with ability checks and the occasional revealed dialogue option.

TLDR: whether you help the deep gnomes rebel against their duregar slavers or help those slavers crack the whip is not meaningly changed if you’re playing a half elf ranger as opposed to a dwarf fighter or whatever.

Since the infection happened close to the border, I’m thinking it’s more likely that they’ll try to pin it on immigrants.

It was a tiny quake. It felt like a diesel truck was loitering outside the house for about a minute. A lot of people I know didn’t even notice.

It took me an embarrassingly long time to realize the chipmunk soundeffect song that was playing instead of an actual interview was because it was an april fools joke.