When I was a lad, I ate four dozen eggs

Every morning to help me get large

And now that I’m grown, I eat five dozen eggs

So I’m roughly the size of a barge!

I’d post wolverine picture frame meme with George Santos in it if I were not so tired this morning

that was good fun

Commas, commas everywhere!

absolute joke. 5%??? i want a land redistribution to the proletariat god dammit!

Maybe he should sleep forever.

Holy shit this is gonna be so fucking bad.

When I thought cops couldn’t get worse.

I’ve been building my own furniture. I’ve built a bed frame, a desk, kitchen prep counter top, and two bookcases so far. Nothing is fancy. They are all just rectangles.

I’m sure they are working day and night to overturn the other rape conviction in LA. Just like Cosby

holy shit u got me laughing so hard i woke up my pets

In support of Trump?

It’s great here (mostly.)

The dirt and water you use is probably contaminated too. Hope this helps.

The amount of energy they put in defending Taylor Swift and the Barbie movie from the mildest criticism could satisfy the world’s energy needs for a millennia.

this is a bop

American only allow eat what on McDonald menu. And at the Bloomfield Barber Shop in Bloomfield, NJ you can only get these haircuts, any deviation results in termination by Dark Brandon.

MoRe pOlIcE! mOrE TrAiNiNg! mOrE FuNdInG!

(please don’t do this.)

The U.S. actually doing what they accuse DPRK doing SMH